Just remember the sun is always shining behind the clouds.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get, black white or brown: p
Be who u are don’t care about what other people think.
The stupidest mistake in life is thinking the one who hurt you the most, won’t hurt you again.
Why did the snowman cross the street and pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming.
Why do chicken coups only have two doors? Because if they had four they would be a chicken sedan.
I intend to live forever- so far so good
“Dilbert’s Words of Wisdom: You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.”
The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
Sticks and stones will break your bones but my hands really can kill you.
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams…
I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you…