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Why did the snowman cross the street and pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming.
Why do chicken coups only have two doors? Because if they had four they would be a chicken sedan.
Things I’ve learned: There’s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say “are you going to drink that?”
I intend to live forever- so far so good
“Dilbert’s Words of Wisdom: You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.”
The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
I was once bitten by a black widow. I suppose it was my fault 4 interupting the funeral.
be silly. be honest. be kind.
Sticks and stones will break your bones but my hands really can kill you.
When your stressed eat ice cream, cakes , why ? because stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS ….
warning,,,, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment…
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams…
I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you…
