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I am retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Retirement World’s longest coffee break.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Best wishes for an awesome retirement. Keep working hard, but be your own boss.
Retirement iz a time whn u never get around 2 doing all those things u intended 2 do when u were still working.
You don’t stop laughing becoz u grow old, u grow old becoz u stop laughing.
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
No one ever stops working, they just get a new boss. Your boss lives in your own house. 
A retired husband is often a wife full-time job. 
Retirement iz the working person’s wish come true. Here is to getting ur wishes granted finally.
This iz the beginning of the rest of ur life and the rest of ur life. Congrats on ur retirement.
