When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Retire from work, but not from life.

I am retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Retirement iz a time whn u never get around 2 doing all those things u intended 2 do when u were still working.

You don’t stop laughing becoz u grow old, u grow old becoz u stop laughing.

No one ever stops working, they just get a new boss. Your boss lives in your own house.

A retired husband is often a wife full-time job.

Retirement iz the working person’s wish come true.

This iz the beginning of the rest of ur life and the rest of ur life. Congrats on ur retirement.