I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that’s beautiful.
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2. Status: Offline. 3. I am over 18.
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you`re a fearless savage.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he’s hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
When choosing between two evils, i alwayz like to try the one I have never tried before.
If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
thinking its funny how,When people talk to God, it’s called prayer. When God talks back, it’s called schizophrenia !!!
I miss you like a retard misses the point.
Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.
Be nice to your kids, they’ll chose your nursing home.
Adults are just kids with money.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.