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there are 3 rings involved in marriage. 1) engagement ring 2.) wedding ring 3.) the suffering
Hire me, I won’t mess around with your sheep.
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot.
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you`re a fearless savage.
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend..
GF: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST
Enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.
We all have that one friends who’s laugh is funnier than the joke, and it makes everyone laugh harder than they already were.
I stopped talking back to the voices in my head, and now they’ve started texting me…
Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don’t point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are..
I am trying to explain to the monsters under my bed that the rent is due .. But they don’t seem to be taking me seriously …
Facebook is said to be working on a check-in feature so that your friends can see your location. Though I think everyone knows, if you’re on Facebook, you’re at work.”
Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush.”
Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country on earth … and by far the least productive.”
Girls are like phones,
We like to be held and talked too,
But if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Today is Donald Duck’s birthday …. 
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you…
Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful and pure…
Thats why when boys say ‘I Love You’,
Girls remove their slippers.
I have a confession to make
Ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Oldman Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
