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Smile is the best thing u can do wit ur lips.

 

If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.

 

Care should be in heart & not in words. Anger should be in words & not in heart!

 

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

 

I am so sweet but come near me & I will bite you.

 

3 steps to have a great morning… open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.

 

Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.

 

I wish people would realize that Facebook is a tool to keep people in touch when distance separates them. It’s not for personal wars.

 

When I was growing up, we didn’t have facebook, we had phonebook, but you didn’t waste an afternoon on it.

 

If you love me… Comment. If you are my friend… Like. If you hate me then go in your friend options and press the BIG BUTTON THAT SAYS… DELETE

 

if only life came with a ?? REW ? PLAY ??PAUSE ??STOP ?? FF

 

That awkward moment when you drop something and you go to pick it up and you drop it again and again.

 

You may not get what you wanted because God has something BETTER in store for you.

 

Don’t depend on someone promising you the world. Fulfill your own wishes, make your own dreams come true

 

77% of girls think they`re ugly. 50% of girls think they`re fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their apperances.

 

You make me smile without even trying!

 

I’m not lazy – I just run on energy saving mode!

 

Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. Everyone knows it. Except the two of them.

 

courage is when if you are afraid but you keep on moving away.

 

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