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Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said,
Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
For the most part this is a place to find down-to-earth advice on everyday cooking, eating, food shopping, cooking equipment, and nice things to put on your table.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around.
Sometimes you have to forgive & forget. Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.
A smile is the best makeup, a girl can wear.
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.
The pain without the peace of death.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
50 cent for a pack of Eminems well thats just Ludacris damnit i want my Nickleback!!!
Msot polepe can raed tihs bucseae the biarn is tihninkg taht the fsrit and lsat leettr of ecah wrod as the rael wrod!
Wise man once said “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Remember: think before you speak and speak before you act. But also remember: sometimes actions speak louder than words.
If you fall in love with two people, pick the second person. Because if you were really in love with the first person, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second
?_______ Pick any number. Now, double it. Add 10. Divide it by 2. Then subtract it by the number you first thought of. Its always gonna be 5!!
Teacher: “Can you see God?” Student: “No.” Teacher: “Then there is no God.” Student: “Can you see your brain?” Teacher: “No.” Student: “Then you have no brain!”
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