The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
I’m sick and tired of holding my head high and acting strong, when all i want to do is break down, cry and hide from the world
Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults.
I have a low tolerance for bullshit today. Please don’t come at me with any.
Today is a day where all you need is a full bottle of tequila to make it all better.
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Life is painful, nasty and short.. in my case it has only been painful and nasty
can’t afford to fix my brakes, so I’m going to make my horn louder.
Look at things not as they are, but as they can be.
In Life Failure is not The Real End, But It Can B the Real Beginning of Success Have a nice Day
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
You can have a bad day, but as soon as you set foot on that stage it’s joyous.
Some days are for living. Others are for getting through.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
Me? Bad? Never! I’d like to think of it as mischievously creative.
thought you should know I’m a very good bad example.